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How it works
Paste your URL
Any public page — landing page, homepage, pricing page.
AI analyzes everything
UX, copywriting, CTAs, SEO meta, page speed, mobile-friendliness.
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Scores, specific issues, and exactly what to fix — in 30 seconds.
What we roast
UX & Design
Layout, visual hierarchy, readability, mobile experience
Copywriting
Headlines, value prop clarity, persuasion, tone
CTAs & Conversion
Button placement, urgency, friction points, trust signals
SEO Basics
Meta tags, headings, alt text, schema markup
Performance
Load time, Core Web Vitals, image optimization
Mobile
Responsive design, touch targets, mobile UX
Free diagnosis. Paid cure.
We'll tell you everything that's wrong — for free. When you're ready to fix it, we've got you.
Free
Know what's broken
- ✓Unlimited roasts
- ✓Full problem diagnosis
- ✓Overall score + category breakdown
- ✓Shareable report
- ✓No signup required
Pro
Know how to fix it
- ✓Everything in Free
- ✓Specific fix suggestions
- ✓Competitor score comparison
- ✓Weekly health reports
- ✓Historical tracking
- ✓Priority support
Agency
Roast for your clients
- ✓Everything in Pro
- ✓White-label reports
- ✓Bulk roast (up to 50/mo)
- ✓Client management dashboard
- ✓Custom branding
- ✓API access
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